Today we’re feature Salon’s illustrious Editor-at-Large Joan Walsh from her appearance on MSNBC’s “The Ed Show” last night. Come up with captions and we’ll print the best ones. Try to keep them clean but then again, it’s Friday. So go ahead, spill your guts.

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1. Joan “The Tin Man” Walsh says: “Please, please: get my oil can & oil me!”

2. “OMG! I just Googled Santorum! Yeech!”

3. Wow Mittens kept telling me that taking Beano would stop this from happening after eating beans and rice!

4. Luke Russert has size 13 feet?!? Damn.

5. “I’m getting that tingly feeling going up my leg just like Matthews over Obambi!”

6. “Yikes! That’s why they call you Big Ed?!”

Washington’s resident Paparazzi photog Colin Drummond of Q and A Celebrity spotted presidential hopeful Newt Gingrich leaving Reagan National Airport this morning. More important than Newt, check out the bleary-eyed aide dressed in matching clothes who doesn’t know quite what he’s doing here.

Washington D.C.’s answer to paparazzi Colin Drummond shared this photograph with us this afternoon. He tells us the recent tip came from someone who told him former Rep. Anthony Weiner (D-N.Y.) always hits up the 7 Eleven by his house.

“When he saw me our eyes locked because I’ve worked on him a few times and he was usually very sarcastic whenever I would do
video,” Drummond told us.

Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Colin Drummond, CelebrityQandA.com. Visit here.