By Garrett on October 11, 2005 4:53 PM
Jake Tapper‘s news haiku for the day:
Earthquake, Katrina
The Pacific tsunami
God’s not dead — he’s pissed.
And another one from his time on the road today to Boston:
Packed in here like veal
With upright seatbacks but not
Upright attitudes
Remember: This guy gets paid for this. Eat your hearts out.

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