Hardball-sy

No one ever accused MSNBC’s Hardball of playing it calm and safe and no one ever accused Chris Matthews of being plain and traditional.

So it’s no surprise that Hardball opened an email briefing this week with a Braggadocios Pow:

Watching Hardball tonight, you’ll be so inside President Bush’s head that you’ll think you’re in an Isaac Asimov novel.

So is that what cable punditry has come to?

We could envision other slogans catching on with the folks over at Hardball…

Watching Hardball tonight…

• …you’ll be so under President Bush’s skin, you’ll think you were the red ink on his “Texas Cheerleaders 4 Eva” tattoo located on the small of his back.

• …you’ll be in such lockstep with President Bush, you’ll feel like the Indigo Girls harmonizing on “Least Complicated” at the Bowery Ballroom in 2002.

• …you’ll feel so connected to President Bush, you swear you were the French lady who just received the face transplant and the doctor just told you that the donor was the leader of the free world

You’re watching Hardball.

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