We can’t make this stuff up.

Momlogic.com’s D.C. correspondent Elizabeth Thorp gets in on the Kim Kardashian booty beat in her recap of White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner weekend.

The piece is full of Thorp’s funny interactions with A-listers. She says Oprah’s best friend Gayle King “looked hot too.”

An excerpt:
I was about to ask her if I could squeeze her famous bootie, but media king Jason Binn was too fast for me, whisking her away to the VIP room. Ashley Judd was beautiful in a long white dress, but she didn’t take reporters’ questions. Wolf Blitzer — a co-host of the Capitol File party — was friendly as always, and told Radar magazine with a shrug that WHCD emcee Jay Leno “was good.” Leno didn’t drop any F-bombs (like last year’s entertainer, Wanda Sykes, did), nor did he make any reference to Conan.

Read the full story here.