A panda cub died at the Washington’s National Zoo on Thursday. Let’s take a look at how local pubs handled the matter.
Washington City Paper rolled in with the mos unique tweet on the matter: “The National Zoo’s baby panda was killed by liver problems.” So the panda’s liver murdered him?
Next up: Washington D.C. News. They tweeted, “Panda cub died of underdeveloped lungs, liver damage.” They also tried this: “National Zoo: Panda Cub Died From Liver Necrosis.”
WUSA9: (Too lengthy)
USA Today: (Clinical)
WaPo: (Straightforward but boring)
TWT: (Just right)
WCP: (Succinct, but awkward)