Wonkette Editor Alex Pareene announced yesterday that he’s leaving our fair city for some city up north that no one’s ever heard of and which subsists on fermented piss, bloated dreams and people who — much like the cockroaches all around them — shrivel when the sun hits their skin.
As a result, Alex will greatly need you to load him up with free cocktails before he heads into that dark oblivion.
The site announced two new editors: Jim Newell and Jim Clark, Jr. But will they be nearly as cute as the last Wonkette couple?
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