The President Thinks David Gregory Has Already Flown The Coop

From today’s pool report:

    POTUS: “Where you been?”

    MR. GREGORY: “I’m here.”

    POTUS: “You’re a big shot. You’re trying to get in the big time. You’re leaving us. Leave no administration behind. Let us know when you get to be like the ‘Today’ show thing and all that, that way we can say we knew you when, we knew him when.”

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