I know no one really cares what The Daily Beast columnist and MSNBC’s Meghan McCain thinks about anything, but while Peter is on vacation this post fell to me and I needed to pick someone. FNC’s Dana Perino has been on vacation, CNN and that Sexy Beast Howard Kurtz hasn’t tweeted much and Stacy McCain (no relation but similar IQ) is busy tracking down stories no one cares about, so I picked Meghan to check in on.

Seems the Arizona native and current New York resident is having a rough go of life. The heir to a beer distribution fortune couldn’t find herself the brand she likes the other night.  She tweeted:

Poor Megs, life is soooo hard. Let me help.

The East Village is overrun with hipsters, and the only thing hipsters like less than someone with no discernible skill milking their family name for a paycheck is big-time beer brands. If a beer is an official sponsor of any professional sport, the Death Cab for Cutie-set has no interest in it.