The White House Soup of the Day, as reported by MSNBC’s “The Daily Rundown” is…

Tomato.

Deep Broth, as the informant is called, has to be messing with host Chuck Todd, who cannot emotionally handle another day of tomato soup. Frankly, we can’t either, especially since Todd ran out of tomato soup jokes months ago. “Really, alright Deep Broth,” remarked a mildly annoyed Todd in a tone suggesting he knows DB is screwing with him. “We got a problem. I’m guessing it’s not tomato today. This doesn’t feel right. This feels like a rerun. Course, maybe then again it’s a six month old rerun. Donald Trump‘s thinking about running for president. White House Soup of the Day is tomato. Here we go again.”