Who Gets To Be Beauty?

dwarfs.jpgLisa de Moraes outdoes herself today in mocking/reporting yesterday’s moves by CNN. She has the scoop on Squarejaw (Bill Hemmer), Angry Old White Man (Jack Cafferty), Happy, Dopey and Grumpy (Paul Begala, James Carville, and Robert Novak) and Wolf “Look, the Paint — It’s Drying!” Blitzer.

The switches are all aimed, Jon Klein says, at creating chemistry. As de Moraes says, “O’Brien’s got it; Hemmer, it seems, did not.”

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