According to the Associated Press, Miley Cyrus, the 15 year-old daughter of Billy Ray Cyrus and star of Disney Channel's "Hannah Montana," will write her memoirs.
Wait, what?
Cyrus hopes "to motivate mothers and daughters to build lifetimes of memories together and inspire kids around the world to live their dreams," in her memoir which will be published next spring under the Disney-Hyperion Books imprint in a reported seven-figure deal.

I think the The Contra Costa Times sums it up best:

"Now, we can practically hear some of you haters and negative nabobs out there muttering, "What the (bleep) is a 15-year-old kid whose life is a hyper-choreographed entertainment machine going to write about?" But set aside your scorn and bitterness for just a moment, and you'll see the answer to this is quite simple: It doesn't freaking matter what the kid writes about, because 40 zillion other kids are going to lap it up like a dog does bacon grease."

mmmmm, bacon grease.

photo credit: AP