Help Caption A NSFW New Yorker-Style Cartoon

Twelve Books wondered if we might be interested in running an uncaptioned Julia Suits cartoon that had been on display at the launch party for Sex & Sensibility, a collection of cartoons on love and sex by women cartoonists at The New Yorker, earlier this week, along with some of the one-liners that the guests had come up with. After a bit of back-and-forth, I said, sure, let’s see the five best captions from the night, and then I’ll let GalleyCat readers decide which of them is funniest—after which, I’m told, the person who came up with it will receive a signed, original print of the cartoon.

There’s just one thing: The cartoon is NSFW—in an innocuous New Yorker cartoon sort of way, admittedly, but still. Here’s a peek; click through if you want to see the full cartoon and vote on the captions. The poll will remain open until 12:01 AM Monday morning, and I’ll report on the winner sometime after that.

Select the best caption from the following:
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