Jordan and Jodie: the catfight extends to books!

To detail my bizarre fascination with Jordan (real name Katie Price) and Jodie Marsh (real name Jodie Marsh) is to get into a deeper one with kitschy British culture; but know that the tale of these two sparring D-list celebrities, while not necessarily interesting, is plenty entertaining. And the fact that Jodie has decided to try her hand at this writing thing is especially funny – since Jordan’s already a bestseller in her own right (with volume two of her memoirs due out on February 2)

Not that Marsh hasn’t had some experience — at least officially — with the business of books, as her memoir KEEPING IT REAL is still available on UK bookshelves. But one suspects that Jordan will still be the one to prevail, even if she never decides to try her hand at fiction…

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