OK, technically Rilke the pug isn't reading Finnegans Wake, but I knew there would be at least one dog reference in there I could mine for a joke, so... Katie Fulmer, an intern at the Texas book publicity firm Phenix & Phenix, says her roommate took these pictures after having left a book and a bottle of wine out on their front stoop overnight...

(And, yes, Joyceans, I know there's a typo.)