"There's no book in this jolly photo of Chief taken during last week's snowstorm," apologizes Lily Burana, the author of Try and Strip City. "However, he promises to eat a copy of the Rove book for a future photo op. Or to bite Newt Gingrich right in the shorts. Your choice!"

(But since we're all about the equal time here at GalleyCat, if your pet were to sniff disdainfully [or worse] at Ted Kennedy's memoirs, I'd run that photo, too!)