Every office has one: The employee no one likes. But our Secret Sales Guy reveals that you might learn a lesson by observing him or her.

SalesRants XX: The Acne Horse
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Once upon a time, way back in the 1990's, some media guys thought they could dot-con their clients. Secret Sales Guy avoids getting taken for a ride.

SalesRants XVIII: Masters of Their Domain Name
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For his nonexistent work ethic and talent for making a mess of the simplest duties, Secret Sales Guy takes the boss's idiot son to task.

SalesRants XVII: The Boss's Idiot Son
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How much meat will our adman on the inside need to score a heavy's sale? Secret Sales Guy's biggest client puts his mouth where his money is.

SalesRants XVI: Marrow Focus
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In this tribute to his salesguy father-in-law, our ad guy on the inside realizes selling doesn't have to be soulless.

SalesRants XV: Death of a Salesman
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