And The Press Release of The Day Goes To…

Sid Schwartz at TGW Media for this beautiful gem:

New York Plastic Surgeon to Save Hampton’s Real Estate Market

Park Avenue Plastic Surgeon Stephen Greenberg is announcing the Hampton’s Plastic House in which for a half a million dollars, a lucky consumer can get a summer mansion in Hampton’s with a season full of lipo, new boobs and hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of treatments including, a full time nurse and chauffeur to take you back and fourth to the hospital for surgery.

He will also throw invites to celeb parties and a new summer wardrobe for the changing.

Sent to us by a fellow mediabistro editor, who claimed, “Possibly my favorite release of all time.”

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