Wait for it: Eric Cartman is about to deliver the line most of America was thinking during the Tiger Woods press conference last month.

As of last Friday, South Park creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker were still writing the season opener featuring the hard partying golfer. With vast improvements in their production technology over 14 seasons, the duo has the ability to thump on the strangest of news cycles and “trends” such as sex addiction as they happen.

“We’re all really concerned about him and hope he gets better,” said Parker in an interview. Tune in to Comedy Central tomorrow night to find out what happens.

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