One public relations issued what they claim to be the “most amazing press release ever written” yesterday, in what we assume was an attempt to bait PRNewser and our counterparts in to a writing a blog post.

We didn’t have time but TechCrunch did, and Chicago-based boutique PitchPoint Public Relations¬† is enjoying a bit of fanfare for it. They coughed up real money to put it on PRNewswire, knowing PR haters and followers would find it first thing in the morning on Google News.

It reads like the comparably obscure Tenacious D song–it’s not actually the best song ever, but it’s a tribute to that song, because they were too high to write it down in the first place.

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