The highlight of the Radio-TV Correspondents Association dinner last night for us--other than, of course the free drinks, the long night of dancing, and Fishbowl's gracious host--was finally meeting one of our heroes: the always unflappable dapper super-reporter Richard Leiby. From his weekly chat today comes this gauntlet:

Washington, D.C.: Can you comment on Ana Marie Cox as your successor? And where are you going?

Richard Leiby: No truth to that rumor. If she gets this job I'll eat my Page 6 T-shirt -- and Geraldo's moustache after he shaves it off (he said he would if M.J.'s convicted).