The ad agency holiday card ranks among the more inane, useless products coming from the industry each year. Yet time and time again we’re inundated with them (full disclosure: we asked for it), each usually offering some wonky take on the Christmas theme. Seriously, where’r the Kwanzaa, Hanukkah and Festivus microsites? That’d be something. Meantime, here’s a list of the shop work you may have missed. For now they’re in no particular order:

&#151 Wasserman and Partners has a bunch of great gifts in there holiday shopping store, available only through their Holiday Shopping Channel. See above.

&#151 Design your own snowman with Y&R Team Detroit.

&#151 Play Christmas songs with Langland’s faces.

&#151 Help Rosetta catch a million snowflakes and they’ll help school kids in New Orleans, somehow.

&#151 Make Movember last through the holiday season with Bernstein-Rein’s Stache the Halls.

&#151 Don’t have a New Year’s resolution? That’s OK, Turkel.info does.

&#151 As boring as water.

&#151 An XMas power hour! If you don’t know what this is, go back to 1989 and sit there until you learn.

&#151 Preston Kelly had an awesome white elephant thing going on, but alas it’s over. So, no link.

&#151 Campfire made firelogs from old newspaper. Cool idea. I hear there’s one sitting on my desk, right nowsies.

&#151 The Screamer Company has some holideas. Arg. The video is cuteness, though.

&#151 A Christmas comic!

&#151 Engine Digital’s got some terrible ideas for holiday micrisites, on their holiday microsite.

&#151 This year, advertising “lost the farm”, expecting a smaller group of people to produce the same (or more) milk. JWT hopes for greener pastures in ’10.

&#151 Season’s Beatings: the holiday season’s main characters are pitted against each other for some reason.

&#151 Cossette made some guy be a slave, er, do good things.

&#151 Need some geeky holiday gift cards?

&#151 Digital fruitcake is almost as boring as its corporeal brother.

&#151 Horatio, the singing Christmas sandwich, does some holiday songs. From Creature.

&#151 AgencySpy.com’s been holidized!

&#151 Haven’t had enough? MakeTheLogoBigger has a few as well. Hint: bondage Elmo.

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