Ah, the things you learn while writing from the midwest. Word on the street is a semi-intoxicated art director in one of the middle states got him/herself fired this week for starting a drunken brawl (number of participants, unknown) at work and putting a hole in the wall. Ouch. Looks like the status quo has changed a bit since the days when interns were also proficient in dry-wall patchwork.

The image above is not from this alleged incident.

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