It’s sort of awkward to have to do this, but here we are, asking PHD and Chiat to call us. Why? We’ve tried calling you but for one reason or another can’t get anyone on the phone. Leaving messages got old last week when we tried to call you then. What’s the story about? Well you’ll know when you give us a ring. Needless to say, you’ll want to get on this one like, now. K? K. Whoever calls first, wins.
Email: agencyspy at gmail.com
Note: If this seems ridiculous, for us to be publicly asking for a phone call, we agree that it is. It’s end of summer and people vacate or they see that it’s AgencySpy calling again and bla bla who wants to deal with that sh*t. Or we called the wrong person. Or we emailed (you know who you are), and noticed you’ve been missing from IM for like, a week. And every time we catch (your assistant) online, she signs off. Coincidence? Probably. But, come on. We’re trying to give you a chance to explain. Right now. Call.