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Here’s an Unemployment Hauki For You

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There aren’t many things to be happy about when you’re unemployed, but there is Unemployment Haiku Weekly, written by copywriter Matthew Bottkol (link) and art director Todd Eisner (link). We presume that since they made these awesome haikus, they’re probably out of work and dwelling on actual experiences.

Having been there, we can definitely relate to the pants situation. The manatee on the other hand, well maybe in their spare time the guys went to the zoo and somehow got mad at a manatee? Guys, please never get jobs &#151 or at least keep the awesome haikus coming regardless of your employment statuses.

Visit the site, and thanks random person who sent us this link. You know who you are.

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