The inspired minds at the Today Show brought advertising/crappy-tv-host expat Donny Deutsch on to talk about the don't-text-while-driving PSA that has everyone puking. He said, on more than one occasion, that if you watch this ad you'll never text while driving again. And if Deutsch says it, God agrees so basically this is the best advertisement ever.

We'll probably never see the spot on TV, though Deutsch thinks that's ridics considering everything else that's out there. Agreed. Thank the TV gods CNBC came to their senses and canceled maybe one of the worst of our time, The Big Idea with Donny Deutsch.

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