Here’s some shit you’ll love: we hear that the Soho Beach House, Miami approached the CP+B Miami office and offered every person at the agency (all 10 of them) a membership for the year! Of course they all have to pay for their own ways, but come on. Is someone bedding the concierge at the Miami Soho House?! There’s a waiting list at both NYC and LA locations and these wankers just get memberships handed to them? I mean, it’s not like any of them will have the time to party since they’re sooooo busy bringing people over from the Boulder office (Dave Schiff and Alex Bernard, we’re looking at you), but seriously. How ’bout you guys throw some of those memberships our way? We’ll gladly take one or 5 of your hands…

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