Now, we’re not ones to pick on someone who’s just been separated from his wife of a quarter century, even if that person is a former action movie star and the ex-governor of California. But, sometimes the stars align with our anonymous tips basket a little too perfectly to ignore, especially in this case.

We touched on it in a news roundup earlier this week, but anyhow, seeing as it’s somewhat timely, “Sad Arnold” was done as a fun little side project by creatives from VML and Bernstein-Rein, there is now an online soundboard of Arnold Schwarzenegger saying his trademark catchphrases (and sounds) in a really, really sad voice. By the way, this was launched prior to Arnold’s recent separation from Maria Shriver.  Here’s a link to those old eBaum’s World soundboards of yesteryear, so now your prank phone-calling has that extra layer of despair. Use with discretion.