This is perhaps the most obvious way to the wind down the day and yeah, it was only inevitable. Here’s how Help Remedies, the brand that puts out the “Help I’m Horny” condom line responded to Sir Richard’s Condom Company’s dis about the former’s “sex test” from a couple of days ago. If you didn’t click through, the Charlotte Martin in the image above refers to the spokesperson for Sir Richard’s, which is partly owned by Boulder-based TDA Advertising. Amongst other things, Martin wrote about Help’s effort, “I myself lack basic eye-hand coordination and have no sense of rhythm, which greatly impairs my skills in bed and racquet sports.”

Regarding the Sir Richard’s prophylactic-inspired affront, a spokesperson at New York-based Help responds, saying, “We’re grateful that they will be welcoming our sexual castoffs, though we were sad to hear about Charlotte’s sexual ineptitude.” Burn?