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Posts Tagged ‘John McAfee’

Tuesday Morning Stir

-Matomy Media Group, which just acquired MediaWhiz, has merged the performance marketing agency into its global operations. As a result, Matomy acquired MediaWhiz in January 2013. As a result, Matomy will now house 400 employees worldwide in eight offices ranging from New York to Mexico City to Tel Aviv. The new operation will offer eight global performance marketing services including affiliate marketing, display, email, mobile, video, virtual currency, social and search/SEO.

-BBDO topped the U.S. agency list in the Directory Big Won rankings and scored #2 overall behind Ogilvy. link

-Thanks in large part to the antics of John McAfee, Intel will rebrand the security brand as Intel Security. link

-Bi-coastal shop North 6th Agency has offered its list of the six most influential industry-related stories of 2013. link

-FYI, deadline is set at Jan. 31 for entry into the Facebook Studio Awards. link

-If you feel like remixing Avicii tunes into video, fourclops has created an interactive mashup experience called TrueTube (one example above). link

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Eccentric Millionaire John McAfee Gets Naked, High and Humped in Instructional Uninstall Video

Millionaire software developer-turned-jungle-dwelling recluse-turned recent murder suspect John McAfee is here with a four-minute video about uninstalling his namesake software because life’s just weird like that sometimes.

In this video, McAfree says “fuck” and “shit” (which is why you’ve seen this video tagged NSFW by everyone today because no one trusts you to act like an adult and bring headphones to work, you child), does blow, takes his shirt off to flaunt his tribal tattoos, shoots a gun, and gets dry-humped by strippers who the credits tell us appear courtesy of Portland’s Club Exotica. So, I guess if any Guatemalan or Belizean assassins are currently looking for McAfee, he’s in Portland. With strippers and guns.

The video functions as an advertisement for whoismcafee.com, a visit to which tells us that McAfee is a guy with a blog about himself that he finances with the help of remnant ads. Also, George Jung, the cocaine kingpin that Johnny Depp portrayed in the 2001 biopic Blow, is apparently currently writing McAfee’s biography. So yeah, weird, right? Consider yourself totally weirded out by John McAfee. Credits after the jump.

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