Steven Colbert is America's American — a man whose job it is to make sure the man doesn't keep you down, while simultaneously propping the man up. It's a weird job, and part of it includes calling out companies like Miracle Whip — well, McGarry Bowen really.

This clip was aired last week, so sorry for being tardy. What's worse: the campaign came out this summer. So, yeah, we're using old material. But if you enjoy the following things, you probably won't care: laughter, mayonnaise, bongs and keg-stands.

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