Weird News Of The Day Via Droga5

So, um… check this out, yeah? George Parker, the bullying, brilliant brute of a blogger, has been taking meetings with Droga5. Yes, David Droga‘s, Droga 5. Why you ask? A little birdy (GP wouldn’t respond for comment) told us that George is the latest addition to a roster of consultants the shop employs. One has to wonder… how much does George charge for a bit of wisdom laces with sweet sticky vitriol?

We hope the Mr. Parker is telling them what shit Honeyshed has turned out to be. How the site tries so hard to be cool that it has completely missed the mark. How they should really think about revamping the entire site’s content to actually, you know, be cool. Oh wait, he already did that. That explains everything doesn’t it? Parker should just curse out everyone who he thinks can pay his bills. Surely, they’ll do like David Droga and pony up the cash.

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