Our Wednesday series Twitticisms is back, featuring the jocular jests and witty wisecracks of Twitter’s funniest.
Cue the laugh track:
The Facebook page has become the AOL address of the Internet.
— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) April 16, 2013
Airplanes should have a tiny plane in tow behind them for screaming babies, the way bikes do
— Eliza Bayne (@ElizaBayne) April 15, 2013
Target got in trouble for naming a plus-size dress “Manatee Grey.” It’s better than their original name, “Oh God, Here It Comes Charcoal."
— Joan Rivers (@Joan_Rivers) April 15, 2013
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) April 15, 2013
I'm currently in the midst of an important cinnamon gum renaissance.
— Joe Mande (@JoeMande) April 15, 2013
Before taking a moment to give your child a reassuring kiss on the head, ask yourself, "How is this affecting my personal brand?"
— Sean Thomason (@TheThomason) April 15, 2013
Every person that wins the Masters should have to wear ONLY the green jacket and strut around for 24 hours. That's a champion in my book.
— Paula Pell (@perlapell) April 14, 2013
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