Today we received word from a prankster with an exquisite sense of humor: “Little birdy told me that Kevin Bogardus is leaving The Hill to become a Vice President at the Beef Cattle Institute.”

Funny one, AnonymASS. But straight from the er, horses mouth, it’s not true. Bogardus says he’s not going to the Beef Cattle Institute or anyplace else.  Still, he chuckled, “That’s a funny joke.”