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Are You A NILF Hunter?

Easily the funniest thing we’ve seen all week (skip the ad in the beginning): Samantha Bee walks you through “News I’d Like To F*ck.”

Jennifer Eccleston’s screen says Baghdad but her open neckline says Bag These.”

“And Kiran Chetry interviews someone just back from Iraq in a skirt that barely covers her Sunni triangle.”

“News anchors used to be just pretty enough that you could spend a half hour a night getting informed. But now they’re so hot I just want to stay home, draw a steamy bath and inform the shit out of myself.”

“Do I want CNN, with its fresh faced, yet supple, anchors next door? The kind of NILF you take home to mother?…Or MSNBC’s dirty over thirty girls, with a hint of salsa. Or maybe you’re down for some hard core FOX NILFs. It’s the hustler of news networks.”

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