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Dear Fishies. Today we have another classic shot of Hazy, a.k.a MSNBC’s Chris Hayes, whom we miss greatly here in Washington. Let’s see what you can do. Write us your best captions and send to FisbowlDC@mediabistro.com, Betsy@mediabistro.com or @FishbowlDC.

From this weekend’s “Up” with Rachel Maddow, er, Chris Hayes

Chris Hayes calls a safety

This is an equilateral triangle, or as conservative call it, a socialist one.

Despite his obvious inexperience, Chris doesn’t realize that vaginas aren’t really this big.

Hayes makes it official, becoming the douch-iest person to ever attempt Jay-Z’s H.O.V.A hand symbol.

“I am Chris Hayes — a man.  Not Rachel Maddow — a woman,  sort of.  If I were her, I would have a vajajay, and it would look something like this, I am guessing.”

 

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