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D.C. Mayor Gets Starry-Eyed

Yesterday we unleashed this photograph of Washington, D.C. Mayor Vincent Gray taken by WJLA’s Joshua Yospyn and asked for captions. Well last night they came rolling in. Here are some of the results of your creative minds. Anyone else get a sudden inspiration? Write us at FishbowlDC@Mediabistro.com or Betsy@mediabistro.com.

1. “I like those stars. Want to see my Big Dipper?”

2. “Tits and Ass”

3. D.C. Mayor meets two of his favorite supporters.

4. Four boobs have a conversation

5. Constituent looks for more support from DC Mayor

6. “I hope you wore sunscreen because those are going to leave some interesting tan lines.”

7. “Your future is bright my dear, as are the stars shining in my eyes, truly captivating.”

8. “The stars have really aligned today, proving the power of Gay Pride in DC, I’m memorized by it all.”

9. “The DC flag has one more star”

 

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