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Caption This: A Shusteresque Father’s Day

Lefty radio host David Shuster enjoyed his first Father’s Day with newborn daughter Ayala and his wife, Kera Rennert, a producer for CBS News and Discovery Channel. “Kera took this picture of Ayala and me playing this morning on Father (5 days old),” he wrote FishbowlDC. “It’s definitely ripe for a caption contest if you want. Fine to tease/burn me…just spare the child!”

There you have it, Fishbowlers: a challenge. Come up with the best captions, don’t insult the baby girl and we’ll print the best ones. Send to fishbowldc@mediabistro.com or to Betsy@mediabistro.com.

Captions

1. “You did WHAT at MSNBC?”

2. “My plan when I grow up is to write for Breitbart News and there’s nothing you can do about it.”

3. “Mom married YOU?”

4. “Daddy, I’m 5-days-old, I’m just trying to yawn. Can you stop trying to talk to me about the Republicans and the NSA?”

5. “Obama was born where?”

6. “I think Rush Limbaugh has a valid point.”

7. “Hopefully I’ll have Mom’s nose.”

8. “Is THAT how do you pronounce my name?”

 

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