We have been given the gift of one of the dumbest pitches to date. Say hello to Don Milton. Don is pitching “Life and Freedom Coaching, Matrix Reimprinting, EFT (Emotional Freedom Technique) and a host of other extraordinary processes and resources to empower you.”
Um. Wow. Just when we were about to give up hope, we are given a life coach. How perfect is that? What exactly does Don do? Well, if you’re suffering from “depression, addictions, anxieties, weight challenges, allergies, headaches, PTSD , professional or sports performance issues Growth By Design™ delivers powerful and profound results.”
What other wonders do they claim to offer? NOT ONLY do they tell us about the Growth By Design program, we also find out about “The Cycle of Creation Process.” Which is, “Imagine your life successful, joy filled. Don Seeks the opportunity to talk about The Cycle of Creation Process, Every day we have the opportunity to embrace life. Like so many, we get caught up in the day to day routines that drive that opportunity away.”
This guy must be a genuis! A life-changer! We actually found some of Don’s videos on YouTube and you really should check him out.
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