From Craigslist “Miscellaneous” Section:

Julie Mason at the Examiner – m4w – 28 (NWDC)

“I just saw you on CNN…And I thought wow… she’s pretty and smart.. and buxom. And then I thought… Hey, I wonder if she would like to have BLANK BLANK with me… I am 100 percent serious about this… so what do you think?”

Forget about what we think. What does the Washington Examiner’s Julie Mason think (who, by the way, gave us her blessing to run the post in its entirety)?

“100 percent serious?” a good-humored Mason told FBDC. “Sounds a little needy to me. Most guys in DC are less than 50 percent, I find.”

Note: If Mason wants to reveal what the “BLANK BLANK’s” are, that’s up to her. I’d say guesses are welcome but that would just open up a can of worms.