If you can’t beat ‘em join ‘em. That’s what D.C. über publicist Wendy Gordon said to herself as she accepted a part-time contributor gig with FishbowlDC over the weekend.

Despite what has been perceived to be a rift, FBDC and Gordon have mended ways and she will now be handling the infamous feature “Wendy Wednesday.” During the grueling and at times awkward interview process, Wendy remarked that she wanted to have more than just one measly day to call her own. We delicately explained that “Wendy Thursday” doesn’t have quite the same ring as Wendy Wednesday. “What about Wendy Tuesday?” she persisted. No, Wendy, no, we explained. FBDC’s Peter Ogburn nearly lost it when Wendy suggested “Wendy Monday.” He piped up, “Wendy, get your head out of the champagne bottle you’ve photoshoppped yourself into and listen up. I handle Wendy Wednesday and that’s the way it’s going to be.” Clearly we have a few internal issues to work out here as we divvy up the tasks.

See Wendy’s salary requirements after the jump…