Hey interns! We know life is hard for you. You have to do all the sh!tty work at the office without even being paid (a.k.a. be a slave), and also you are a child and so no one likes you. But perhaps most humiliating of all -you are not yet a member of the National Press Club. This means you will not be seeing famous feminist and founder of Ms. Magazine Gloria Steinem give her speech and answer questions today. Sadness prevails.
But do not lose hope! Though ’tis true that you cannot attend in person -there is a livestream that you may watch, so that you may still absorb Gloria’s words of wisdom. That wisdom commences at 1:00 PM.
So take your lunch break late today, kids! And you’re welcome.