Quotes of the Day

Life after Fox News: bliss

“For 1st time in 10 years, I worked a full day in journalism w/o a TV on my desk. Am I allowed to say it was …..bliss.” — NJ‘s Major Garrett on Twitter Monday. The above photograph is today’s depiction of bliss.

Postcard from Grandma in Australia

“My grandma just sent me a postcard from Australia. It’s a man with a Speedo with “Australia” written across his butt. Win!” — The Washington Examiner‘s Yeas & Nays scribe Nikki Schwab in a Monday tweet.

Witchcraft rather humdrum comparatively

“Witchcraft seems pretty tame compared to some of the stuff we hear here on Capitol Hill.” — The Hill‘s White House correspondent Sam Youngman on FNC’s Greta Van Susteren‘s “On the Record” Monday night discussing Delaware Senate Candidate Christine O’Donnell and her chances of winning election.

Dancing With the Stars = SNL skit

“Watching these Dancing with the Stars promos, one wonders if this is real life or if we’re secretly part of the longest “SNL” skit ever.” — NBC’s Chuck Todd in a Monday tweet.