Today we have a plea to any of you beer drinkers out there to help teach TPM‘s Brian Beutler how to shotgun a beer. According to Beutler, more of a third-tier Boybander in Washington, you poke a hole in the side of the can and THEN you open the tab and drink it like a Sprite. Next: watch the foam dribble down your chest and stomach from that mysterious hole you were supposed to drink from in the first place.

Watch here.