After deciding that the White House Correspondents Association awards weren’t enough (they are, in theory, the centerpiece of tomorrow night’s prom), Wonkette has announced her Inside the Bubble awards.

Terry “The Real American Idol” Moran wins best hair, while John Roberts took worst hair, robbing Howard Fineman of his due (or should we say ‘do’?). Olivier Knox from AFP was voted most fun to sit with on short rides, while NPR’s Don Gonyea got the most fun to sit with on long rides since his “soothing voice [is] only occasionally interrupted by pledge drives.” Mike Allen is hardest working, while Scott McClellan is most likely to get facts wrong.

And perhaps the coup de grace? The laziest award went to “everyone.”