I’ve Got a Lean Forward Ad Goddammit!

A journo writes in, “Hate to admit it, but Maddow looks pretty hot on a bike.” The individual was referring to MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow, who, at least in D.C. amongst Washington’s most disturbed journalism crowd, is often confused for MSNBC’s Chris Hayes.

We couldn’t be more pleased to display Hazy’s very first Lean Forward Ad. It’s kind of like taking your first breath or steps in baby shoes. Congratulations Hazy! You’re so smooth on that bike. You’re officially one of the gang.

Our journo also took liberties with Hayes’ helmet, saying, “I think they put one on Hayes so he doesn’t hurt himself when bad climate change news comes in. Also, to protect him from [Wired's] Spencer Ackerman hitting him in the face during chicken fights at the Boy Band pool.”

Watch the ad here.