Local news is ridiculous. And we love it!

Were you aware there was a thing called Pat Collins‘ Snow Stick that is featured on NBC 4′s evening news programme? Were you also aware that this Stick has it’s own Twitter handle, @PatsSnowStick. We aren’t exactly clear why, but we believe it is used for measuring snowmen’s genetalia. We think? Actually we made that up -though if it were our Snow Stick, it would definitely be put to more phallic uses than just measuring snow. But to each his own.

Two things are for sure though, 1) Pat Collins loves his Snow Stick, and 2) Pat Collins has a bullet-proof contract and cannot be fired.

Witness the joys of Pat Collins’ Snow Stick In Action Below!