Following a report of Sen. Bob Menendez (D-N.J.) stiffing a couple Dominican prostitutes, it was only appropriate to ask D.C. media professionals: “Have you ever paid for sex?”

The overwhelming majority (71.72 percent) of respondents in our non-scientific Fish Poll said “No, I get it for free.” Tied for the second most-selected answer at 10.1 percent were “Define ‘sex’” and “No, though I’ve thought about it– twice.”

Coming in third with 7.07 percent was “Yes and I probably will again.” The answer with the least amount of votes (1.01 percent) was “Yes, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.”