The Hill’s Christina Wilkie reports on Democratic Strategist’s James Carville’s appearance on Tony Kornheiser’s show this morning.

And it’s not pretty.

“Let me buy a [security] card, then go and measure my penis, and let me get on the airplane,” Carville said on airport security scans.

The only thing more disturbing than this item is having to do a Google search on the words “James Carville and penis” and then seeing Wilkie’s item picked up by sites like “liveleak.com” and “feedraider.com”.

See the full (frontal) gossip item here. (Even I have the good sense to not run a photograph with this one…)