FishbowlDC: Tucker Carlson calls Politico “The rich kids camp in Meatballs” and says the Daily Caller will “crush them in the hot dog eating contest.” Now — no matter what you’ve done recently — didn’t reading that make you feel mature?
UnBeige: The best thing about the Morgan Library & Museum? The toilets, of course.
AppNewser: Yes, Breaking Bad has an interactive eBook. No, it doesn’t teach you how to make meth.