Medical marijuana via an ATM vending machine opens today at Herbal Nutrition Center (1435 S. La Cienega, 90035). Using a biometric fingerprint technology cross checked against patient ID cards for extra security, the 24-hour machine(the AVM, anytime vending–you get it) dispenses the dosage (3.5 or 7 grams, up to 1oz a week) and preferred variety in a handy vacuum-sealed plastic baggie. Just like your old source, but without the bad teeth.
If Allison Margolin was even smarter, she’d plaster these machines with stickers:
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